Steve Olson posted a link to this funny list of incomplete proverbs that a first-grade teacher gave to her kids to complete. I’m not sure I believe these were all written by first-graders, but who cares?!
“Better to be safe than ….Punch a 5th grader.” is the first one, and they just get better.
A Japan-based native-speaking English uni teacher rambles about teaching EFL at university